July 20, 2019

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

Staying in a friends house over the break I walk into the bathroom and the mirror started to speak to me. “ Helllllllllo” it purrs in a Austin Powers type drawl. “you are looking gorrrrrrrgeous….have you lost weight?….I loooove what you have done with your hair!….your bum looks great in those pants…” As no gin Read More